Hilarious But Good Advice

Hilarious but Good Advice

Too funny

  1. Whatever you do never ever get your Ben Gay mixed up with your tube of Preparation H
  2. Be careful when attempting to reach the light at the end of the tunnel, it just might be a giant bug zapper.
  3. The best way to mess with a fast food drive thru person is to ask for an order of boogers and snot.
  4. When getting a tattoo, make sure the artist can SPELL
  5. When eating Skittles beware of the ugly mean leprechaun at the end.
  6. If you can’t beat them, get a ball bat.
  7. It’s not a good idea to start laughing when someone is holding a gun to your head.
  8. When life gets you down buy a helium balloon and suck on it, guaranteed to make things a bit brighter
  9. Guaranteed way to lose weight… eat your food naked in front of a mirror. The restaraunt will definitely kick you out before you are finished.
  10. If you want to get kicked out of a store, just go into the changing room and after five minutes scream “Where is the toilet paper?”

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